The INDsider -> Walter Pierce TUE, FEB 2 10:07AM by Walter Pierce

Bayou State flashes snaggletooth smile

Once again, all together now, a hale hooray for Mississippi. Our neighbor state continues to make Louisiana look good in national rankings, this time in The Daily Beast’s “Best Looking States.” Sportsman’s Paradise, it turns out, aint’ exactly Hottie Central, coming in at No. 42 out of 51. (The District of Columbia is included and, coincidentally, ranks No. 1.)

Depending on how you look at it, Louisiana is the 42nd best looking state or the 10th ugliest — not pretty by an measure. But take heart, the Magnolia State gets a 49 ranking, followed by the Dakotas, South and North respectively. Rounding out the top three, after D.C., are Hawaii and California. We may not be the prettiest state, but as another recent ranking suggests, we are the happiest.

The Beast ranked states by three criteria:

First, we determined who had the most stunners-per-capita (allowing Connecticut and California an equal playing field), tallying the hometowns of more than 300 male and female fashion models, plus 125 men mentioned in ten years’ worth of People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” issues. Then, we accounted for the results of the Miss America and Miss USA pageants for the past decade. Finally, in order to measure general attractiveness, we factored in health and fitness data for each state from 2006-2008, ranked by the Trust for America’s Health. Each of those three criteria—models, pageant winners, fitness—was weighed equally, with any ties broken by which state performed best in the latter category.

Walter Pierce
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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , February 02, 2010 - 06:07 pm
""" YES , WE ARE THE MOST JOVIAL PARTYING STATE, AND THE MEN WALK AND TALK LIKE "MEN, AND THE WOMEN WALK AND ACT AS "LADIES, AND IF ANY MALE FLASHES A LIMP WRIST, IT BEST BE A BROKEN BONE PROTRUDING FROM IT.
THE MALES IN THIS STATE, HAVE "GORILLA GONADS, THATS A FACT, JACK !
UNLIKE CALIFORNIA, WITH THE SASHAYING PANTY WAIST PEEPS, AND PROUD HOLDERS OF THE TITLE OF " BOTOX CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.....
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written by Phil , February 02, 2010 - 06:08 pm
What a completely vacuous poll, test, measurement. Whole uplifting point of article is we ugly. Of course, the Walmart ugly factor wasn't considered, nor was brains to come in out of the rain. When you fast forward 30 years, you're going to ask, what was I thinking. That smart, good-looking Louisiana gal is still going to be smart and looking great, and cooking a mean gumbo
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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , February 03, 2010 - 02:53 am
"""I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE, AROUND """! THE CAJUN WOMEN POSSESS AN EXQUISITE BEAUTY, AND CAN STAND ALONGSIDE THE BEAUTIFUL VENEZUELAN WOMEN IN A CLOSE RACE FOR BEAUTY, FASHION AND CUISINE !
THE MEN, """ WELL, ALL I CAN SAY, THE HANDSOME ITALIAN MEN ARE THE ONLY MEN, WHO CAN STAND ALONGSIDE THE HANDSOME CAJUN MALE, ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL..............""" AY, CHECK MOI OUT" ! EH , WHATCHA THINK ?
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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , February 03, 2010 - 03:05 am
THE WAL-MARTS UGLY FACTOR HAS EQUALIZED THE WORLD OF UGLIES/POPULATION AND IS PROOF THAT UUUGLIEY IS WORLD-WIDE NOW, INITIALLY AN ARKANSAW CLAIM TO FAME BY THE WALTON'S KINFOLKS, AS IN THE MOVIE,
""DELIVERANCE", BUT NOW THE ORIGINAL INBRED SIN IS WORLD WIDE, """ THE BOUDIN EATING CAJUNS WERE SPARED BECAUSE OF, "" THE HOG BOUDIN DIET" !
THATS WHY ! WE DON'T HAVE ANY UGLIIES IN LOUISIANA !
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written by Mikhail Kalashnikov , February 03, 2010 - 03:09 am
Washington, D.C., number one? Must be all the hot hookers due to the number of politicians.
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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , February 06, 2010 - 07:29 pm
Every politico has ah prostitutie broad on the side, its ah fuel for their power-drive, they got an ego that constantly needs fueling, so iffen they are not polo putting with their aides, they are postulatin with the prosties. its a way of life, like in Roma ,do as the Romans. The Kennedys popularized the notion.............
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