News -> INDReporter FRI, MAY 20 11:53AM by IND Monthly Staff

So long, Ind friends

As we count down to Armageddon, The Independent Weekly would like to wish a warm adieu to its pious readers, who, as the popular prophecy proclaims, will be whisked up to heaven at approximately 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21. It has been a pleasure informing and inflaming you for nearly eight years.

For the rest of you who will remain behind with The Ind’s editorial staff — most of our production and advertising departments will join the glory-bound — for the looting, hoarding, gnashing of teeth and general chaos of the tribulation, we call dibs on Marcello’s Wine Market. You may have the other liquor stores.

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Comments (11)add
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written by Woolly Bully , May 20, 2011 - 12:37 pm
You guys got it wrong. The plan is for all yellow journalists, like those at the IND, to met their maker. So plan on seeing your Mom and Dad, if they are still alive.
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written by Brad , May 20, 2011 - 01:03 pm
Ummm.... what?
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written by wow , May 20, 2011 - 01:08 pm
Does this mean all the corruption in L C G is at an end? The Feds did all this investigating on Joey and friends for nothing.
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written by What the ?? , May 20, 2011 - 02:13 pm
I'll be there around 3 in a Toga, let me in!
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written by cajun transplant , May 20, 2011 - 09:21 pm
meet me at Marcello’s Wine Marketand then at Michael's Men's Club
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written by Born Again , May 21, 2011 - 08:16 am
They're takin names and kickin A_ _, and you guys are going coach.
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written by LAFAYETTE NATIVE RESIDING IN CA , May 21, 2011 - 09:56 am
Theind will rot in hell for not bringing you know who for not paying his taxes on the many employees whom he hire.

While I sit at the right hand, I will be conversing with the father about why he didn't take these tea party nutbags and damm them to the fires of hell each as they spout stupid bulls&%# on a daily basis.

Walter and Leslie, your piss poor coverage of news shall damm you right into the lap of the devil where you shall sit on his pitchfork, rosting in the like marshallows for all time.

The peasants who with pitchforks and torches will look down on you with glee as the father applaude them for their sensible stand against the low information voters.

Obama will have man the graveyard shift when the father has to be excused and lucky for you, he will wisk some of you from the fires of hell.

Ragin Cajun, I will get a personal pass to go down in hell, protected by the father from the searing heat, and bring you a cold glass of gasoline for you to quench your thirst.

SMART POWER ROCKS
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written by Compassionate One , May 21, 2011 - 01:38 pm
LOL....I love you guys for another few hours!
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written by John St. Julien , May 21, 2011 - 02:00 pm
The federal Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has stepped up to help out those of use slated to stay in place during the general upheaval and Zombie Apocalypse that is slated to take place after the rapture.

Since I'm planning on staying around like the Ind staff and a few others this should prove useful info:
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
—It's an all purpose disaster preparedness kit, so it should be useful for several of the disasters predicted in Revelation. Nothing specific about unsetting the three horsemen though. Oh well.
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written by What the ?? , May 21, 2011 - 03:42 pm
I would hardly call an agenda against Ricky Hardy "Smart Power". I have no idea whether your accusations are true or false but your hard on for this man is clearly evident.
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written by Krusty Kranium , May 25, 2011 - 11:28 am
I think I did die at 6pm and now I am living a dream.
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