Tuesday, 03 November 2009 21:00
by IND Monthly Staff
Reports of his demise were greatly exaggerated. We felt a lump in our throat when news spread, quickly, that former UL Ragin’ Cajun and Minnesota Viking safety Orlando Thomas had succumbed to Lou Gehrig’s disease. We breathed a sigh of relief when we found out it wasn’t true. The Vikings posted word of the Crowley native’s death on its Web site. The Vikes say they got the information from UL. A spokesman for UL’s sports information department admitted that “some misinformation got out somehow.” The former Cajun great shares exclusive company on the wall of fame at Cajun Field and enjoyed half a dozen solid seasons in the NFL. Thomas does indeed suffer from ALS and he is not well, but we’re not ready to say goodbye. Keep fighting, Orlando.
Higher education in Louisiana is steaming headlong into more dire straits — that’s the projection of the Board of Regents, which last week predicted that the state’s system of higher ed can expect additional cuts of up to $150 million next year. It gets worse. The board estimates that by the 2011-12 school year, state universities will be operating on a roughly $820 million budget — that’s 44 percent lower than the tall-cotton year of 2008, before the bottom fell out on the state budget thanks to plummeting oil prices and state lawmakers’ failure to anticipate them. The course correction promises to be painful: more curricula eliminated, student fees raised, even professors getting pink slips.
Every armed robber is a couillon — that’s a given. But when the victim is in on the heist? That’s a two-fer. A Duson he-couillon and she-couillon are brushing their teeth in the Lafayette Parish Jail after being arrested for allegedly staging an armed robbery in an appropriately named Hit ’n’ Run convenience store on Ambassador Caffery last week. Police say the girlfriend was a clerk in the store; the boyfriend was the bad guy. It took cops mere minutes to piece together the ruse, in part because couillons don’t construct very good ruses. The two were booked on armed robbery charges, but we suspect that will need to be amended since, technically, a robbery didn’t occur.
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APR 24 Blogger Ian McGibboney is remembering his college days in this post about politics. Although he was voting liberal, he was assured it was something he would grow out of (well THAT wasn't an accurate prediction). The Right seems to see all votes against it as evil at worst, and ignorant at best, he writes.
APR 24 The internet trolls (those people who will post the most hateful, vicious things as comments on articles and social media posts) are so out of hand that some publications have shut comments down. So how does the younger generation feel about them? This editorial in the LSU Reveille tells us one student's view, and it might surprise you.
APR 24 State Sen. Elbert Guillory has a plan to help teachers "take control" of their classrooms - he's written a bill that would allow teachers to call the cops anytime they felt a threat in their classroom, without involving the principal of their school, columnist Jarvis DeBerry tells us in his post. While the need for this bill is unconfirmed, DeBerry predicts it will just dump more kids into the prison pipeline.
APR 24 Magazine Street is "the" place to shop in NOLA, according to some people, but it is starting to look like a mall. This post on The Lens takes a look at the issue of chain stores moving in and the resulting increase in rents that is making it impossible for locals to operate there.
APR 24 Here's an interesting article in the Atlantic about a U.S. Supreme Court review of the way we handle jury verdicts here in Louisiana. The non-unanimous murder verdict, it could be argued, allows prosecutors to put minority jurors on a panel - and not have to worry about their decisions. The Court decides Friday if it will hear the case.
APR 24 Here's a comprehensive roundup of the numbers from recent polls in the pivotal Senate races across the nation, from the Los Angeles Times. There's also some analysis of some governors' approval ratings, and it includes quite a bit about Gov. Jindal, Senator Landrieu and the Medicaid expansion.
APR 23 Blogger Tom Aswell has good news for parents who don't want the private information of their offspring sold/provided to corporations: inBloom is shutting down. He's certainly right when he claims the lion's share of the credit for bloggers -- most of the mainstream media, certainly here in Louisiana, didn't do stories on our DOE's agreement with this corporation until months after the bloggers had started reporting on it.
APR 22 Louisiana politics is entertainment, nothing more than a comedy routine that writes itself, blogger Dayne Sherman says. But while we're chuckling at the wizard between the sheets and the kissing congressman, our higher ed system is collapsing, and nobody's doing anything about it, he says.
APR 23 Look out! The Buzz Feed blog has busted Senate candidate Bill Cassidy in this post. Cassidy, a physician who is campaigning on how horrible it would be for people to have health insurance, once campaigned on a plan that sounds suspiciously like (you guessed it) Obamacare. Woops!
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