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Pooyie! 09.16.2009

C’EST BON
Can we, at last, wish a hardy good luck to the Hilliards? In a small ceremony held earlier this year, the former Madlyn Boustany, mother of the congressman from Louisiana’s 7th District, married longtime oilman and philanthropist Paul Hilliard, the namesake for UL Lafayette’s art museum. Ridiculously, discussion of the matrimony seemed appropriate in only private conversation for many in Lafayette’s more elite social circles. But the penning of a guest column in The Daily Advertiser Sept. 5 by one Madlyn B. Hilliard should put the issue to rest. Both Madlyn and Paul have long been assets to our community — each is a former Civic Cup winner — and we wish them the best. People, the elephant has ambled out of the room.

PAS BON
Celebrating football in Lafayette has never been finer than the evening of Sept. 5, 2009, at Cajun Field. The first-time matchup with Southern University introduced a record crowd of Ragin’ Cajuns to an uber-classy squad of players and fans from across the Atchafalaya Basin. Sure, it was hot, but the tailgating and food (fried turkey at Pete’s tent!) were simply spectacular. The only minor problem was that we needed a few extra brewskies during the game to sufficiently wash down all that good Cajun food. Imagine our disappointment when we left our seats only to discover that planned beer sales had been scrapped. Thankfully, the Cajuns kept putting numbers on the scoreboard, so we forgot about it. The Southern band put on a spectacular halftime performance, a tribute to the late, great King of Pop, and once again we forgot about it. The Cajuns won, so we forgot about it. But since those good times have rolled, it’s been a little difficult getting over the last-minute questions about the permit, who was asking ’em (Tiger Stadium, for one, had some questions because of a big concert event next year) and all that moolah UL missed out on by not serving the record crowd. The good news: beer was sold at Saturday’s victory over Kansas State.

COUILLON
This is what happens when the state Legislature makes it harder for small towns to have speed traps. Former Golden Meadow officer Darren Charpentier was canned by the town council recently, according to The Courier in Houma, after arresting in a miasma of pepper spray and clanking cuffs a 61-year-old woman. The femme fatale’s unconscionable crime? The tinted windows on her Ford F-150 were, in officer Keystone’s estimation, way too dark. The grody grandma was treated at a local hospital for bruises and profusely watering eyes. The town’s police chief has forwarded the case to the Lafourche Parish District Attorney’s Office for possible criminal prosecution.
“It said you had the best rules. It didn’t say you always followed them.”
An out-of-state government consultant wisecracking to the Streamlining Government Commission when asked what he thinks about Louisiana’s ethics laws being ranked best in the country, according to political columnist John Maginnis


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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , September 27, 2009 - 12:07 am
C'EST BON . I BOW TO YA "DA INDEPENDENT" YA STONE COLD, YA GUYS!!!
KUDOS TA YA! ME THINKS, I WOULD PLACE MY NAME WID YA GUYS ON ANY ISSUES. YA STICK IT EVAH TIME ! WHEN MOST, ARE MOST CONCERNED WID
WHAT DA ELITE WANTS, CARES ABOUT HEARING OR "THINKS" YA GUYS "SHINE " YA PRINT SUM HEAVY DUTY STUFF< WE DA ORIGINAL NATIVES WID DA NAMES AH, BREAUX, BOUDREAUX, DUGAS, < AH YEAH > BOUSTANY, ASHY, CASTILLE, LOPEZ, YA KNOW SSUM OF US WHA WAS EER FO DA INFILLTING OF DA FRANCHISE PEOPLES WID DA STORES FROM DA NAWTH , WHA DON'T SLICE DA BOLAGNEEYE. "WE BE DA FOLKS CARE WID OUR HEARTS, FO MADELYN $ PAUL, FO WHA DA BOUSTANY FAMLIES FROM DAY ONE LIKE DA HEYMANNS, GIVAH US DA GROCERIES, GIVAH TA DA TOWN, TA OUR FATHERS CHIRINS, TA OUR CHIRINS, TA DA COLLEGE, TA DA UNDERPRIVILIGED, YA CAN TAK DIS TA DA BANK, "PAUL AND LULU" DEY INVENTAD DA WORD "ROYALTY" WAS INVENTED FO FOLKS LAK DEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA HILLIARDS WHA AH GENEROUS FAMILIY "DA MISSUS HILLIARD < BLESS HER ,SHE BE SMILING, AN THANK "GOD" SUMONE TAK CARE OF HER PAUL, GOD "BLESS" THESE TWO FINE PEOPLE,AND YEAH, DEY NEED TA KNOW DA CRAWD AT MEL'S DINER, DA HUB CITY, AN LAFONDA'S TOAST DEM FOR DEY BE OUR "ROYALTY' DEY BE "OUR PEOPLE"!!!!!! DA ELITE???? WHA ELITE?????
WE DON"T HAV ANYYONE BE "ELITE" WE HAV POLITICIANS , WE HAV THEIR FRIENS PAD DERE OWN POCKETS!!! WE HAV DA KINGS AN QUEENS OF ZYDECO !!! """CAMELOTS""" I DON BELIEVE !!! DA KENNEDYS PAID DA VATICAN FOR DA USE OF DA NAME """ CAMELOT""" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! DA CLOSEEST DA KENNEDYS GOTS TA """CAMELOT""" WEN MS PRISSY PANTS GOT WID "ARI" AN STAID ON DA ISLE OF CAPRI, AND VICKIE CHANGD ER NAME TA KENNDY,SHE THANK SHE DA NEXT """CAMELOT""" SENATAH FROM DA HAMP-TANS ,SHEEEET! "W" GOT IT ALL OVAH DEM YAHOO's HE LAUGH ALLDA WAY TO DA "BANK" '''' "BYE,BYE CHENNEY AN ALL DA " WANNA BE'S, WANNA BEES "! AY, AY, LOOK !!! I PROVE SUM TA YA ,DA GOVAHMANT, DA ELITE , DA CRAWD AT DA SPOILT EGG, DEM OLE BALD HAIDS ON DER GOLF CARTS BUZZIN $ CUZZIN DERE OLE LADIES AT DA CROSSOVAHS IN RIVAH RAUNCHY, WID DERE RED PLASTIC CUPS GOIN TO DA FRIED BALOGNEYIEE TA GET A DRINK AH FRESCO. NAW DONT YA WORRY WHA DEY, """HEE HEE"""DA ELITEE SEZ ""HAHAHA"" DEY BE DRUNK AT DA "CHURCH" SUNDDIE AN DEY FO GET "WHO DID WHO" OR WHY TIL DA NEXT "LCG" FORUM" DO, DEY GOT ANY KINDS OF CHURCH AT DA RIVAH RAUNCHY ?????? AY, TOON, N NEX WEEK FOR DA RES OF DA TRUTHESS! TIL DEN!!! GOD BLESS YA ,PAUL & MADELYN "HILLIARD".HEROES YA BE!!!!!!!!!

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