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Pooyie! 02.17.2010

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C’EST BON

The cynics have spoken: The New Orleans Saints’ unbelievable season and Super Bowl championship will not — they repeat will not — help the city recover from Hurricane Katrina. To that we say, “Who Dat!” Tuning into the live coverage of the team’s victory parade last week on CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ESPN News, the NFL Network — virtually every news outlet carried a good part of it live and CNN even stayed with it over the transition from Wolf Blitzer to Campbell Brown (it helps that she’s a Louisiana girl; her dad is former Insurance Commissioner Jim Brown, fyi) — begged the question, “How can the story of the Saints and the rallying around them by the city not at least affect outsiders’ perception of New Orleans?” The party’s back on in the Big Easy, and we’re confident that will draw back the tourists and the conventions, which accounted for a huge chunk of Crescent City commerce. Much remains to be done, but we’ll whistle while we work.

PAS BON

This one we have to bestow on the fans of the vanquished Indianapolis Colts — not the 11 who showed up at Indy International Airport last week to welcome the team back from an unquestionably disappointing trip to Miami, but the thousands of Colts fans who didn’t bother; the thousands of Colts fans who, after the club enjoyed the most prolific decade in NFL history during which it won a Super Bowl and set the record for consecutive wins in the regular season, decided to blow it off, to let their tragic hero, Peyton Manning, and his teammates, hobbled and humbled, deplane on the chilly tarmac. Granted, it was 27 degrees and snowy, but these are Hoosiers. They like it cold, and that welcome home was definitely cold. Face it and embrace it: Even if the Saints had lost the Super Bowl, there would have been 10,000 Who Dats lining the road from Louis Armstrong International to welcome the Black & Gold home.

COUILLON

We’re pretty sure Gov. Bobby Jindal didn’t attend a single Saints game until the NFC Championship, but the bandwagoner-in-chief used the occasion of the Super Bowl to hold forth the tin cup, raking in lots of dough during a “Black & Gold Brunch & Tailgate” at the swanky Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Fla., just hours before the Saints took the field — $1,000 per hand shake, $4,000 for a photo op, according to our source. This is Jindal’s MO, so little surprise there. What’s troubling is that GOP uber-fundraiser Meredith O’Rourke was the maven of this money mania. O’Rourke once worked for the political “consulting” company Triad, which a U.S. Senate investigation in 1998 determined was a “corporate shell funded by a few wealthy conservative Republican activists” and which engaged in “a variety of improper and possibly illegal tactics to help Republican candidates win election in 1996.” Anything for a buck.

 



Comments (2)add
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written by Independent Hipocrocy , February 17, 2010 - 10:00 pm
Had the governor attended Saints games throughut the season, would this paper have criticized his support. My guess is yes it would have.
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written by NORTHSIDIAN SHOTGUN , February 18, 2010 - 03:25 am
WRITTEN BY, "INDEPENDENT BANNER BEARER !
JINDAL SHOULD GATHER ALL HIS LACKEY PEEPS AND BRING THEM ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TO THE WHITE HOUSE, I SUGGEST HE SHOULD TAKE A CAMERA ALONG TO CAPTURE A PHOTO OF THE WHITEHOUSE AS A REMEMBERANCE OF JUST HOW LUCKLY HE ONCE WAS IN DUPING THE LOUISIANA VOTERS. ""NOW THERE ARE'NT ENOUGH DUMBASS REPUBLICANS
THAT COULD POSSIBLY CONCEIVE SEEING JINDAL SUCCEED IN REACHING THE WHITEHOUSE, THAT IS UNLESS HE PARACHUTES ONTO THE ROOF OF THE WHITEHOUSE...... THE NATIONS VOTERS AS A WHOLE WOULD DEMAND MORE FROM A CANDIDATE FOR THE HIGHEST OFFICE THAN A PO-DUNK GOVERNOR WHO SPENT HIS TERM IN STATE OFFICE ROAMING THE COUNTRY BEGGING WITH HIS TIN CUP IN-HAND, AND KNOWING IN THE FUTURE.
JINDAL WOULD NOT EVEN CARRY HIS HOME STATE......
THERE EXISTS HANDFULS OF GREEDY REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE GONE SO FAR AS TO PLACE BILLBOARDS PICTURING THE MOST ENFAMOUS WAR-MONGER, WITH THE CAPTION, ""MISS ME, YET ?
HEY ASK THE PARENTS OF THE KIDS WHO GAVE THEIR LIFE FOR HALLIBURTON'S BOOTY CALL............................
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