Rather than produce a boiler plate YIR, we’ve tried to be a little more creative. Last year it was a celestial guide that was harder to execute than we imagined going in. This year we turned to Pooyie, the weekly news feature that highlights the good, bad and crazy of our neck of the woods. Like last year, putting this issue together was more difficult than we envisioned.
Going through the previous 54 weeks of 2010, Pooyie turned out to be a reliable guide to the year in news and an accurate barometer of our business. The good news — “C’est Bon” — is overshadowed by both the bad news — “Pas Bon” — and those news makers who over the year warranted some head scratching — the “couillons.” News media tend to gravitate toward the bad — if it bleeds, it leads, as they say in TV.
In distilling our list of the year’s best and worst stories and craziest personalities, we had to jettison a lot of what made its way into Pooyie over the course of 2010. Cajun cook Marcelle Bienvenu being named to the Order of Living Legends by the Acadian Museum in Erath — the year’s first C’est Bon in what was clearly a slow week — didn’t make the list. Nor did the Louisiana Supreme Court’s reversal of a Third Circuit ruling allowing a convicted felon to run for a seat on the Abbeville City Council. It was good that SCOLA clarified state law, but not good enough to make Pooyie 2010.
The most difficult aspect of this enterprise was deciding who made the couillon cut. We love our couillons at The Independent Weekly; they are our bread and butter. While Gov. Bobby Jindal riding the Saints’ coattails for campaign cash on Super Bowl weekend and Rep. Rickey Hardy trying to prevent our grandparents from seeking public office made the list, neither the guy in Rayne who laced hot dogs with pesticide to kill crawfish pond-marauding raccoons nor the bored volunteer fire fighter accused of arson did.
But the big stories that dominated the news — the annexation squabbles, the councilman’s dire financial straits, the Lafayette Housing Authority mess, the horse farm, arts funding and school board — are there. Perhaps the event that will have the most profound effect on the future of our parish merits brief mention as a C’est Bon: creation of the Lafayette Charter Commission.
In reviewing 2010, it’s accurate to say the BP spill garnered the most ink — consecutive covers, in fact, which hadn’t happened here since Hurricane Katrina. And like the national recession, which Louisiana has weathered relatively well, the spill and consequent drilling moratorium failed to kill our economy or our spirit.
So, here’s looking ahead to 2011 and the stories and people who will ascend into Pooyie. Especially the couillons.
Click on the pdf below to see our amazing Pooyie 2010 Calendar.
2011 Couillon Watch
2010 set a high bar for couillonness, but looking ahead to 2011, things have the potential to get even crazier.
Here’s our prime suspects for earning the couillon spot in our weekly Pooyie segment next year.
Recently, Gov. Bobby Jindal has been spending more time out of state on national campaign fundraisers and book tours than he has at home tending to state business. His “I’m not really running for president” campaign will get really interesting as his gubernatorial reelection in the fall of 2011 draws near, along with the 2012 Iowa presidential caucus. At some point, Bobby’s going to have to decide what office he’s running for, though he’s proven himself pretty adept at dissembling.
We were as surprised as anyone when we heard the news that Gov. Jindal had tapped Troy Hebert to be the state’s next Commissioner of Alcohol and Tobacco Control. With his legendary reputation as a capital playboy, it seemed a bit like putting the fox on guard at the henhouse. Hebert recently got married and avows he is settled down for good. We hope that’s the case, given that our last ATC commish resigned amid allegations of stalking one female employee and doling out a promotion to another one that he dated.
Jim Tucker and Rick Gallot
Not sure which of these two state legislators will emerge as the bigger couillon, but if their early squabbles over House redistricting plans are any indication, one of them is bound to get mired in the couillon mud pit. Gallot, who chairs the House and Governmental Affairs Committee that will head up redistricting next year, is already crying foul over Speaker of the House Jim Tucker’s move to stack his committee with Republicans. Given the high stakes involved and Louisiana’s penchant for political gerrymandering, this one’s bound to get out of hand at some point.
Landrieu has a proven ability to quickly shift her position with the current political winds. First she was for tax cuts for the wealthy, then she was against them. It’ll be interesting to see how long Landrieu can continue her delicate balancing act of bucking the unpopular president while still seeking favor and influence with the Democratic Party.
Mix up a right wing tea party philosophy with some Cajun canaille and a greenhorn congressman anxious to make an impression and you’ve got the explosive cocktail that is Jeff Landry, who will be heading to D.C. next year to take the reins from Charlie Melancon, representing Louisiana’s 3rd District.
The Broussard mayor’s unchecked annexation ambitions put him at odds with neighboring officials in Lafayette and Youngsville this year. Fresh off reelection to another four-year term, he won’t be satisfied until Broussard becomes the parish seat.
Hushed plans for a commercial development along the Louisiana Avenue portion of the Holy Rosary campus put the future of longtime tenant EarthShare Gardens in jeopardy.
If a recent advertisement in The Daily Advertiser is any indication, speculation the local daily will be implementing the “Butterfly Project” could be more of a reality than the Gannett-owned paper’s top execs are willing to admit.
Mettenberger injured his left knee while unloading a 32-yard completion in the fourth quarter of No. 14 LSU's 31-27 victory over Arkansas last Friday, and LSU coach Les Miles confirmed the severity of the injury on Wednesday.
A majority of the blocks in Proposed Sale 225 are subject to revenue sharing under the Domenici-Landrieu Gulf of Mexico Energy Security Act, which provides that the states of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas share in 37.5 percent of the bonus payments.
NOLA bowl pieces with volume
He throbbed our hearts and now he’s coming home.
An ordinance to phase out a 2 percent rebate to Lafayette merchants for collecting and remitting on time sales taxes cleared the City-Parish Council by a 6-3 vote.
The Cane Fire Film Series will be screening The Savoy King, a feature documentary on Swing-era drummer-bandleader Chick Webb, Ella Fitzgerald, and Harlems Savoy Ballroom.
Louisianans are the fourth most likely to use profanity yet also the fourth most likely to be courteous. So, please, just kiss my a** ... if it’s not too much trouble.
Enter your family photo album favorite for a chance to win big.
The state Coastal Protection and Restoration Authority voted Tuesday to authorize two lawsuits against the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.
A long night on the field in Seattle got even worse off of it, and now the Saints are operating on a compressed time-frame as they brace for surging Carolina with first place in the NFC South at stake.
Here's your daily look at late-breaking national and international news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about Wednesday, December 04, 2013:
Public school letter grades, teacher evaluations and student promotion won't be affected by Louisiana's shift to more rigorous educational standards for two years, the state's top school board decided Tuesday.
Vitter told The Associated Press that he is sending an email to supporters Wednesday and is in discussions with his family about the possibility.
President of The Lemoine Company and chairman of the nonprofit overseeing the conversion of the Horse Farm property into Lafayette’s central park will be profiled in the December-January issue.
Leadership Institute of Acadiana and the Greater Lafayette Chamber of Commerce announced the newly-selected Leadership Lafayette class for 2014.
A new statewide poll released before the holiday break shows U.S. Sen. David Vitter of Metairie atop a gubernatorial field dominated by Republicans.
Margaret Trahan elected to serve on UW Worldwide's National Professional Council, and Bryant DeLoach joins MidSouth Bank as commercial lender in Lafayette.
A three-judge panel of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday that a judge must reconsider BP PLC’s arguments that the settlement shouldn’t compensate businesses if their losses can’t be directly traced to the nation’s worst offshore oil spill.